[Insert Witty Title & Catchy Song]

catholicnun:

When I’m out in public I think about the Internet

vertabre:

Simon says like me back

ladyjolras:

men’s views on abortion matter if the man in question has a uterus

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

hobbsnobbler:

for future reference on how to politely receive and reply to a compliment:

• smile
• “thank you”
• “that’s very nice of you to say”
• [reply with compliment of your own]
• combination of the four

zillyh00:

keiichis:

why do people stick up for ke$ha shes fucking transphobic

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father