Ahh, "I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy howdy!"
No, really, I'm ValPal, I love Disney, Batman, romance, cats, princesses, Pierce the Veil, the color pink, and (most importantly) my amazing wonderful fantastic boyfriend. <3
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”